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Let's write a new poe-M
how should it starthow should it start
uhm...
should it be a story
yeah.... YEAH...
uhm... one time there was a boy and he was trying to sell kleenexes, but then he realized that he needed them because his nose was running and it made a puddle on the floor.... *snicker
i mean ... don't write that! That's stupid... erase that.
Maybe I don't want to. I kidn of like it. OK, so back to the story.
So this kid with the.... we have to name him... so billy has this ... is billy a good name.... uhm... I mean billy the ball... we might want to expand on the name... any ideas.
uhm... hurbert
how about... ferdinad frencesco... how do you spell that?
you know that baby that was born this weekend... they named him enrique.... they are calling it ricky...
uhm andi.. we're trying to write...so maybe if you helped us... and didn't interrupt...that'd be swell..so back to the story
Ferdinand has a super running that has made a puddle on the floor... and he was trying to sell kleenex until he realized his folly. right? right... what else? then... then uh...and then this girl was walking by named uhm... Fred... no its a girl... I just thought it'd be fun... carl? .. no.. how about uhm...think of a name.. crazy heidi... think that's a crazy name? ok... so heidi was walking towards ferdinand and she looked at the puddle and she said.. she yelled "Ferdinand peed his pants!!" that doesn't make any sense... it does, there is a puddle on the ground... of snot... oh yeah, I was think'n more runny.. i mean hmmmm crazy... that's gross... yeah, That'd have to be a lot of snot on the ground... i mean to be a puddle.. that's pretty sick. but you started it.
so, Ferdinand has puddle of snot and heidi yells "yo ferdy, Why all the snot fer?" and Ferdinand looked at her and he had tears in his eyes... "no one is buying my kleenex... and I really want them to" because he wanted to use the money to buy an elephant... an elephant and then he'd name the elephant... uhm... he'd name the elephant Exit... that's an odd name... (i looked right there)... ahh, sounds good though...... well, i dunno.. are you warm... no are you... yeah... why... it's rainy outside did you know that... maybe, I did bring my umbrella... but I didn't know for sure it was going to rain... oh yeah, then the elephant trampled Ferdinand... he doesn't have an elephant because he can't afford it because nobody bought his kleenex so he tried to sell kisses, but nobody would kiss him because of his runny nose... sick.... and then he died... that's not happy... maybe it's not supposed to be... I wonder if anyone will read all of this... no... I would.. that's good.... also, the elephant became lonely from not ever having an owner... the end.
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Monday, April 25, 2005
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on 11/30/2006 9:19 AM
Hello
Not much on my mind lately, but I guess it doesn't bother me. Eh. I can't be bothered with anything recently, but whatever. Not much noteworthy happening to speak of, but maybe tomorrow.
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